If I was a mom... this would be kind of shocking.


Just call me daddy.

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via florenceandthepoutine)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via florenceandthepoutine)

kurkoboltsi:

Remade a three year-old pic
Happy 25th anniversary MOTHER!

kurkoboltsi:

Remade a three year-old pic

Happy 25th anniversary MOTHER!

(via pxelprince)

baby: m-mm ma... m

magneto: mommy?

baby: mutant supremacy

magneto: good

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(via mirrormanning)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via satsukisboot)

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

(via pxelprince)


bunnyshadeow:

pkmn twitter dump again

(via siimisear)

jamjars:

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

literally me 

(via mortiphasm)